Marry, Fridge, Kill... wait no, I meant Daily, Track, Burn

"MonkeePuzzle" (monkeypuzzle) 07/12/2017 at 15:10 • Filed to: None

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2000 Audi S4 - 2013 VW Golf R 3door - 2013 VW Golf R 5door

Decay buys too many beaters > MonkeePuzzle 07/12/2017 at 15:13

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Daily the R5

Track the R3

Assume the Audi will self immolate

RamblinRover Luxury-Yacht > MonkeePuzzle 07/12/2017 at 15:13

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The Audi is the only one old enough to marry, and only the three-door Golf will fit in my fridge, so I’ll have to take a contract out on the five-door.

punkgoose17 > MonkeePuzzle 07/12/2017 at 15:15

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Track 3 door,

Daily 5 door,

Burn S4

I’d actually prefer to daily the S4 but it seems more practical to daily the 5 door.

MonkeePuzzle > Decay buys too many beaters 07/12/2017 at 15:15

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this is essentially the answer I was expecting :D

Milky > MonkeePuzzle 07/12/2017 at 15:15

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Daily the Escalade, Sand Dunes the Cherokee and burn the Alero.

VajazzleMcDildertits - read carefully, respond politely > MonkeePuzzle 07/12/2017 at 15:15

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Marry, Golf R 5 door

Fridge, Golf R 3 door

Kill, 2000 Audi S4

But I don’t know anything about Audis except the mid engine one, and I’m afraid of them.

Decay buys too many beaters > MonkeePuzzle 07/12/2017 at 15:19

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I wonder if modern Audi still come with a multi-meter, a rosary, and a single shot handgun in the factory tool kit...

interstate366, now In The Industry > Milky 07/12/2017 at 15:22

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Daily the Acura behind the Escalade (not sure if RDX or MDX)

Burn everything else

TheHondaBro > MonkeePuzzle 07/12/2017 at 15:23

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Daily Golf 5-door

Track Golf 3-door

Burn Aoody

Tripper > MonkeePuzzle 07/12/2017 at 15:24

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Daily Golf R 5 door

Track Golf R 3 Door

Fridge S4 as it will be worth more later

Milky > interstate366, now In The Industry 07/12/2017 at 15:25

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I’m just not a fan of minivans.

xyzabc > MonkeePuzzle 07/12/2017 at 15:25

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Sell both the R5 and R3.

Take the proceeds and build the S4 to rule the world.

VajazzleMcDildertits - read carefully, respond politely > Milky 07/12/2017 at 15:27

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Daily the Acura, and track the digger, and burn the stop sign

GTI Sprinks > MonkeePuzzle 07/12/2017 at 15:27

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daily r20 3d, marry s4, kill r20 5d

InFierority Complex > interstate366, now In The Industry 07/12/2017 at 15:29

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Why do you hate skid steers?

interstate366, now In The Industry > InFierority Complex 07/12/2017 at 15:31

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Fine, track the Bobcat.

MontegoMan562 is a Capri RS Owner > Milky 07/12/2017 at 15:39

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THE WINNER

E90M3 > MonkeePuzzle 07/12/2017 at 15:43

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Marry, frac, kill

Saracen > MonkeePuzzle 07/12/2017 at 15:50

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Sell the S4 and the 3-door.

Build 5-door (APR Stage 3+, StopTechs, HPA Haldex Controller, Bilstein ClubSports) and dominate street and track.

Tekamul > interstate366, now In The Industry 07/12/2017 at 15:59

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Damn straight! Turns on a dime, rolls on a quarter!

Cash Rewards > Milky 07/12/2017 at 16:28

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I really want to say that’s an araura/aurara/arara however the hell you spell it

Milky > Cash Rewards 07/12/2017 at 16:36

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I think you’re right, but I give minimal fucks either way.

Camshaft Chris: Skyline/McLaren/Porsche Fanboy > Decay buys too many beaters 07/12/2017 at 16:39

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Ditto.

Manwich - now Keto-Friendly > MonkeePuzzle 07/12/2017 at 19:12

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How about Divorce, Furnace and Abduct?

Cash Rewards > Milky 07/12/2017 at 19:54

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About as many fucks as I gave about the correct spelling of the damn thing. My dad had an intrigue of that time period; I was not sad to see olds die.

Mini Guy- Now has a 4Runner > MonkeePuzzle 07/12/2017 at 22:47

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This one is pretty hard.

Daily the m5

Track the Ducati

But the f-150

But if burn was drive off-road I’d drive the f-150

Mini Guy- Now has a 4Runner > Tekamul 07/12/2017 at 22:48

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Has that 7.7 quarter mile

pip bip - choose Corrour > MonkeePuzzle 07/13/2017 at 06:38

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i’d walk coz all 3 are VAG, so they’re going to be broken at some point soon.

CaptDale - is secretly British > MonkeePuzzle 07/13/2017 at 13:04

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Walk